Thursday, April 30, 2009

Zombie Tweet of the Day

aha! but you need zombie monkeys to fight swine floos! i have TONS...would you like to purchase some? they come packaged in a lovely can. i tie it with a ribbon too. only 29.99, but i can give you a special coupon for 25.99 just for you tojosan. (wait a minute...i just got your name....holy......HOLY HELL!)

disclaimer: zombie monkeys are known to eat whoever opens the can...and everybody else. use caution when opening. keep away from plants and animals. insects too. and don't feed them chicken. GOD whatever you do, NEVER feed them chicken after midnight.

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